March Madnesses uses NCAA Basketball's bracket-style tournament to settle trivial arguments. By applying seemingly scientific logic and methodology to pointless questions posed by no one, this blog will pit all possible answers to a given question in direct competition with each other until only the true champion remains.
The following norms of the NCAA Basketball Tournament will be used as guidelines, and will be adhered to as closely as possible:
1. Contestants in tournaments will be seeded. Top seeds will typically be historically dominant favorites in their given fields, lower seeds will have only a cursory or novelty appeal. The so-called "bubble teams" may be controversial. Someone will always be left out. Someone will always be let in on unscrupulous terms.
2. Methodology for each tournament will vary based on the question. However, the writer of this blog will never be the sole judge.
3. The writer of this blog will listen to CBS's March Madness Song prior to each tournament.
4. As with any sporting event, which are all as equally pointless and self-indulgent as this blog, all aspects of each tournament will be over-analyzed, contemplated, and discussed.
Well lets get on with it. Stay tuned for the first tournament: THE KING OF BEERS
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